12.20.2011

Random Rachael Fact, I'm on a dating website

Yeah. I know. Right? No wonder I can't find a decent man. I'm looking on lame free dating websites. If you also are lame and cheap you will recognize these questions. My cousin read this and laughed the entire time. I mean. I think I'm funny. But you know.... I also have a great sense of humor. I thought I'd share this with y'all... as your weekly entertainment. Sorry the formatting is kind of weird... blogger isnt letting me put line breaks where I want to.

(yeah, this is one of my pictures on the site. nbd.)


My self-summary
I'm cuter on the internet. I'm not here to get laid and I'm extremely awkward at times. Im deathly allergic to cats, if you have/live with a cat, please stop here and move on.

I was raised by two huge dorks, thus, I am a huge dork. I've been told I have an bad sense of humor. I hate all Will Ferrel movies(yes, i saw stranger than fiction, stop asking.) I go to the gym twice a week... but by week I mean month. I believe maintaining a successful household and raising well rounded children is a full time job that is under appreciated. Don't get me wrong, I do not plan to be a domestic slave... unless I get to wear Leia's outfit. I'm not a morning person, I do not wake up pretty, inside or out. I was on chess club and I have asthma, please don't steal my lunch money.

I am not the hardcore outdoor girl type or the lets go out with all of your friends that I dont know at a place I dont know type. I'm actually not a huge fan of "painting the town red." That is not to say I do not enjoy a couple beers at the local brewery, dancing with my girlfriends or a day hike. Thank god I live in Portland.
What I’m doing with my life
hopefully being really successful! In memories and paychecks. I'm a full time art student with a paid graphic design internship. I am not a graphic designer or a showing artist. What does that say to you?

I get my BFA in May and I plan to get a Masters in education someday so I can better the lives of children.... or crush their hopes and dreams.
I’m really good at
saying the wrong thing at the wrong time in front of the wrong people. like telling men i just met that id make a good wife.

seriously, id make a good wife.

other talents include mixing ink colors to pantone books, cleaning up messes I made 2 weeks ago, winking, over analyzing Manet's Olympia and have anxiety attacks like clockwork. twice a year.
The first things people usually notice about me
glasses(when im not wearing contacts.) my eye lashes. my blue eyes. i stumble a lot. i tend to lose things and check the time on my phone often. not to see what time it is but to make sure my phone is still with me. 'cause im a 21st century digital boy. err.. girl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: cook books, craft books, coupon books.
movies: anything that is placed between the 15th and 19th century. movies that come in decent trilogies, i.e. star wars, back to the future, Indiana Jones. The lives of others and The Fall.
music: the kind of country that's played on the radio.
food: most of it. not pineapple. allergic. dammit.
The six things I could never do without
besides the obvious?

A shower.
An oven.
Undergarments.
Make up.
My purse.
My momma.

I am such a female.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My vision. 20/400! damn, i bet you are cuter with my glasses off.

Giorgione, Titian, Manet. In that order. 500 years of art history.
On a typical Friday night I am 
Cooking. Enjoying a movie. Doing homework, wondering why all my friends have boyfriends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I blog & my skin will make the 15 year old in you feel good about yourself. Although both these things are very public. Neither are well received.

Growing up a part of the Rebel Alliance, I fought off evil with Dr. Peter Venkman and Rowdy Roddy Piper. As an adult I'm trying to pay rent while keeping up good grades, good looks and a humble lifestyle. If you didnt get that joke, you might not like me.
You should message me if
you don't own or live with a cat, you don't smoke pot, you want a genuine date and not a back alley ho.